Earlier this month QuipTide mused about the 2024 presidential primary elections, satirizing possible Democratic candidates who may appear in the last televised debate before Super Tuesday. Even with an incumbent president in the mix, it could be a lively debate.

Having lampooned the Demos, it’s the Repos’ turn to take the stage. How might some of the candidates’ opening statements sound? 

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